January 2009
111 posts
Seriously, Australian News? →
Q:”So what is the right way to touch (a consenting) woman’s boobs?”
A: You can start by not calling them boobs.
chuckmore:
As a rule of thumb, I suggest you pretend a woman doesn’t even have boobs the first time you kiss her; err on the side of caution, concentrate on her lips and hope you’ll be invited further next time you meet.
That said, sometimes things can move pretty...
Cold Cave- The Trees Grew Emotions and Died
Agreed.
xophiesworld:
Love Everlasting-...
Peeing in the shower: one of the great joys in...
chuckmore:
Peeing in the shower after eating asparagus: weird.
brynna:
Blogging about any of this: hot.
“Tests done on the doner kebab in the UK revealed that the kebab contains 1,000...”
– ok. wow.
Beach House
xophiesworld:
Last night i went to see Beach House, and it was magical, and then i went to my friends house and we were waiting for them outside and they pull up in the Beach House tour van, and then i met Beach House and they are so cute, and they are naming their child after me! oh and they gave us 4 beers! then they drove off into the darkness. :D
“You make me feel like a woman,
You make me feel dead.”
– No Bra at Ficken 3000 tonight
Dear People With Babies,
chuckmore:
Stop going to museums.
Does anyone have an invite
to what.cd? I want it.
Alien vs. Predator, by Michael Robbins
towerofsleep:
Praise this world, Rilke says, the jerk.
We’d stay up all night. Every angel’s
berserk. Hell, if you slit monkeys
for a living, you’d pray to me, too.
I’m not so forgiving. I’m rubber, you’re glue.
That elk is such a dick. He’s a space tree
making a ski and a little foam chiropractor.
I set the controls, I pioneer
the seeding of the ionosphere.
I translate the Bible into...
“Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the...”
– Boston Molasses Disaster of January 15, 1919
Joan Armatrading- Whatever’s For Us.
I...
