Finally. 

cameronr:

Probably the best thing I discovered last weekend. From The Chap’s manifesto:

The Chap proposes to take a stand against this culture of vulgarity. We must show our children that the things worth fighting for are not the latest plastic plimsolls but a shiny pair of brogues. We must wean them off their alcopops and teach them how to mix martinis. Let the young not be ashamed of their flabby paunches, which they try to hide in their nylon tracksuits - we shall show them how a well-tailored suit can disguise the most ruined of bodies. Finally, let us capitalise on youth’s love of peculiar argot Ð only replace their pidgin ghetto-speak with fruity bons mots and dry witticisms.