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I really do not want to interact with anyone who wants to sleep on my couch unless they are as cool as I am. My life is awesome I do really cool shit like live in Berlin and attend underground art openings and musical performances and have insanely talented friends and boyfriends who are internationally recognized artists and pop musicians. So if you aren’t as cool as me, then really don’t waste your time. And since the majority of people who travel to Vancouver (minus hot Japanese teenagers obviously, duuuhh) are either A) Australians or B)WTF??!, it’s likely I won’t be hosting anyone.
I’m a perfect guest though. I’m ghostlike, meaning I’m not gonna like show up and you know, give you half of a BFF necklace. Nor will I make sexual advances on you, since while being a “gay guy with tits” as I was recently nicknamed, has kind of messed up my sexual preferences lately, I am not a pervert.
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And hello, new couchsurfing.com self description…
I need to GET OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY.
